10 Random Poker Quotes

• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.