10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.