10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword