10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.