10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "No river, no fish."
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"