10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!