10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.