10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack