10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.