10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Poker is for loners.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- It's Free To Fold...
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.