10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.