10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker is for loners.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]