10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier