10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "No river, no fish."
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."