10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain