10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."