10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright