10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "No river, no fish."
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright