10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.