10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."