10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "No river, no fish."
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson