10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.