10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003