10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.