10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls