10 Random Poker Quotes

• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow