10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "No river, no fish."
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier