10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha