10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.