10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.