10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz