10 Random Poker Quotes

• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it