10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is