10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.