10 Random Poker Quotes

• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Welcome to kicker school
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob