10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.