10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is for loners.