10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.