10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.