10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..