10 Random Poker Quotes

• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson