10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss