10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"