10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."