10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.