10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "No river, no fish."
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.