10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.