10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes