10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss