10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Welcome to kicker school
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Fook the floosh droo!